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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:58
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
What are the causes of over sweating?
No, not a chance
No go.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Just Forget it!
NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones